键盘侠湖人萎靡是因脱衣舞俱乐部本想虐菜却被盖伊虐成菜

[赛后帖]湖人-102-122老鹰，残阵老鹰7人上双终结湖人5连胜

双方数据：

老鹰（5-5）：盖耶21分7板7助2断、里萨谢19分1板4助2断、纽厄尔17分5板4断、克雷伊奇17分3板1助、华莱士14分2板7助、奥孔武12分8板4助3断2帽、丹尼尔斯10分8板13助、休斯坦8分2板1助、托平4分2板

湖人（7-3）：东契奇22分5板11助、克内克特14分4板1助、拉拉维亚13分5板2助2断、范德比尔特12分18板2助、艾顿11分5板、布朗尼9分2板2助、八村塁8分2板、斯玛特5分2助2断、海斯4分3板、史密斯3分1板2助、克莱伯1分2板1助2帽

[–]wfd1004 112 points 4 hours ago

Idk where the Lakers went last night but they all looked so dead. Honestly, super disappointing.

湖人球迷：不知道湖人昨晚去哪嗨了，全员腿软。看得我都萎了。

[–]Rook2Rook 58 points 4 hours ago

Magic City

球迷：魔法城夜店后遗症呗（指亚特兰大知名脱衣舞俱乐部Magic City）

[–]9blessings 57 points 5 hours ago

No more strip clubs and chicken tenders. Just take care of business next game.

湖人球迷：别再去脱衣舞俱乐部了，别再叫鸡了。下场给我支棱起来。

[–]510lakersfan 119 points 5 hours ago

That. Was. Disgusting. No energy. No effort. I thought it was going to be a cakewalk too but dear god did the team looked like they were just walking around. Even Rui shot less than 50%.

Flush. This. Game. Down.

79-3 I guess is fine.

湖人球迷：太！难！绷！了！没活力！不努力！本以为能轻松虐菜，结果我们是菜。连八村塁都投出不到五成命中率。

把。这。场。冲。马。桶。里。吧。

[–]LUKA X LEBRONV-KARIN 208 points 5 hours ago

Game notes:

Positives: nothing

湖人球迷：比赛笔记：

优点：无

[–]onelastnoodle 167 points 4 hours ago*

They couldnt stop drives to the rim or defend athletic wings at all

Hawks kept hitting their 3s while Lakers ran a lazy ass offense

This was easily one of Lukas worst games

球迷：湖人防不住突破和运动型侧翼，老鹰三分箭如雨下，自己进攻还懒散。东契奇生涯最烂战役之一。

[–]pmurt007 84 points 5 hours ago

I thought Vando's rebounding looked good tonight

湖人球迷：我觉得范德彪今晚篮板抢得还行

[–]Austin Reaves EnjoyerHandsomebruh13 227 points 5 hours ago

7-3 in the first 10 games with a lot of guys being in and out. It’s a good start

湖人球迷：前十场7胜3负，还这么多人进进出出。开局不错了

[–]ts405 227 points 5 hours ago

we all have days when everything goes wrong. nothing to panic about

湖人球迷：谁都有诸事不顺的日子。没必要恐慌

要是（最后）79胜3负的话（我收回上面的话）。

[–]bermitthefrog 55 points 4 hours ago

Best start since 2020

湖人球迷：自2020年以来最佳开局 。

[–]pmurt007 93 points 5 hours ago

We were due for a game like this. 4-1 the rest of this road trip lol

湖人球迷：迟早要拉一场。剩下客场之旅拿下4胜1负就行哈哈

[–]2324thetitsOO 55 points 4 hours ago

Bronny is looking playable, Dalton had some 3s go down, Kleber sucks but at least another healthy body. Otherwise flush it

湖人球迷：布朗尼看着能上，克内克特进了几个三分，克莱伯不行但好歹多个健康身体。其他全当喂狗吧。

[–]ungabunga8008135 71 points 5 hours ago

Bronny > Knecht

湖人球迷：布朗尼 > 克内克特

[–]rawchess 51 points 4 hours ago

Lost to a dude named Mo' Gay smh

湖人球迷：输给一个叫莫-Gay的姐妹儿，真特么丢面儿！

[–]Hawksminnyman2011 1570 points 4 hours ago

Nah this is as much of a scheduled loss in the history of scheduled losses the hawks were 4-5 Jesus Christ could have suited up for the lakers and the hawks would still find a way to be .500

老鹰球迷：湖人这波纯属撞枪口上了。老鹰当时4胜5负，就算耶稣本人穿上湖人球衣，鹰队也必给你扳回五成胜率！

[–]Cavalierskoenigsaurus 160 points 4 hours ago

This is what, 3 straight seasons of the 50/50 Hawks? More? Incredible consistency.

骑士球迷：连续三个赛季当五成胜率鹰了？甚至更久？这稳定性绝了。

[–]HawksChessh2036 396 points 4 hours ago

“BLOCKED BY GUEYE! HE BLOCKED JESUS!”

老鹰球迷：“Gay送出大帽！他连耶稣都帽了！”

[–]HawksS-Kotus 116 points 4 hours ago

IS THIS YOUR GOD?

老鹰球迷：就问你上帝服不服？

[–]Hawks6eezus 656 points 4 hours ago*

One game under .500 Hawks are inevitable

This game was not as close as the score suggests

老鹰球迷：距离五成胜率只差一场的老鹰势不可挡！

比分根本体现不了场面碾压

[–]Celticsterry-tea 204 points 4 hours ago

i’m taking the one game under .500 hawks over the 2017 warriors

凯尔特人球迷：距离五成胜率只差一场的老鹰 ＞ 2017勇士！

[–][LAL] Metta World PeaceWalrusInMySheets 330 points 4 hours ago

WHO IS NUMBER 18?

湖人球迷：18号究竟何方神圣？

[–]HawksLutherOfTheRogues 211 points 4 hours ago

MO FUCKING GUEYE.

Honestly he's a fan favorite who is always money. This is what happens when he gets actual minutes I guess.

老鹰球迷：穆罕默德·TMD·盖耶！这哥们儿可是球迷心头肉，上场就靠谱。给足时间果然爆发。

[–][LAL] Metta World PeaceWalrusInMySheets 57 points 4 hours ago

He was so fucking good man. You all went belt to ass tonight

湖人球迷：这家伙太狠了。你们今晚真是狂虐我们啊

[–]Hawksminnyman2011 977 points 4 hours ago

This was a good, honest .500 basketball team. We played .500 ball goddammit. Salt of the earth, punch the clock, even win/loss ratio basketball. We lost a couple, guess what? We won a couple, too. But we never got too excited or let it go to our head. No long winning streaks here, no sir. That's hubris, which this blue collar, hard working half injured team doesn’t have. A few wins in a row, these guys, true to form, balanced it out with a couple a losses. Yes sir, that was my Hawks. A good, honest .500 basketball team.

老鹰球迷：我们老鹰，堂堂正正五成胜率队！打得就是五成篮球，老天爷！根正苗红，打卡下班，胜负均衡。输过几场，咋了？不也赢过几场嘛。但我们从不飘。不搞连胜那套，那叫傲慢！我们这支蓝领队伍，伤兵满营，玩不起那个。赢了几场，这帮老哥一准儿再输回去找平衡。没错，这就是我的鹰——根正苗红五成队！

[–]SupersonicsJarristopheles 85 points 4 hours ago

Hawks just straight up played a great game. No doubt about it.

超音速球迷：老鹰今天就是硬实力碾压，没毛病。

[–]HawksLutherOfTheRogues 268 points 4 hours ago

MO GUEYE

NOW YOU KNOW

老鹰球迷：莫·盖伊！现在认识了吧？

[–]HawksObelisk00 134 points 4 hours ago

What else did you expect from 1 game under .500 Atlanta Hawks. Also, Mo Gueye.

老鹰球迷：距离五成胜率只差一场的老鹰+莫·盖伊，这组合谁能挡？

[–]Hawksnot-a-potato-head[S] 119 points 4 hours ago

Mo Gueye started playing basketball 6 years ago btw

老鹰球迷：科普：莫·盖伊6年前才开始打篮球

[–]SpursMikeyBastard1 113 points 4 hours ago

Saw someone say yesterday in the Hawks sub "this loss sucks but now the Lakers gotta deal with 1 game under .500 Hawks. Theyre screwed"

It's a prophecy at this point.

马刺球迷：昨天鹰区神预言：“虽然输得憋屈，但接下来湖人要打距离五成胜率只差一场的老鹰——他们完蛋了”

[–]LakersProof-Umpire-7718 81 points 4 hours ago

We kept leaving them wide open for 3 and they punished us for it.

湖人球迷：我们放空位三分让人家射爆了。

[–]Fire_Demon-215 26 points 4 hours ago

Hawks G league team just opened the lakers out wide and gave it to em

球迷：老鹰发展联盟阵容把湖人防线撕成了二维码。

来源：Reddit

编译：Aaron